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NAKED TRUTH!: THE 20 SACRED BROTHERHOOD CODES

THE 20 SACRED BRO CODES.

1: A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro.

2: A Bro never cries.

3: A Bro always has a condom in his wallet.

4: A Bro never wears pink underwear.

5: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.

6: A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call or text.

7: It is never acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro’s ex.

8: A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment.

9: A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom.

10: Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.

11: A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday.

12: A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.

13: Bros don’t break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothes has been pulled off.

14: ALL conversations between Bros are subject to “Bro to Bro confidentiality”.

15: A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana.

16: If you catch your Bro’s partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-sbros that may arise.

17: If you catch Bro cheating on his partner, remember it's not your business.

18: A Bro shall leave whatever he is doing and run to help his Bro dump a Chick.

19: When your bro needs a wingman, you are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when needed. This is not negotiable!

20: Bros before Hoes unless Hoes got no clothes on then bro can wait. 😭

I pledge solemnly to abide by the sacred writings of the bro code. So help me Bro!

This one is for all the bros 💯

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