THE 20 SACRED BRO CODES.
1: A Bro shall not gaze at a naked Bro.
2: A Bro never cries.
3: A Bro always has a condom in his wallet.
4: A Bro never wears pink underwear.
5: If a Bro asks another Bro to keep a secret he shall take that secret to his grave.
6: A Bro is never offended if another Bro fails to return a phone call or text.
7: It is never acceptable for a Bro to sleep with another Bro’s ex.
8: A Bro never gives another Bro the silent treatment.
9: A Bro never asks another Bro to come with them to the bathroom.
10: Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.
11: A Bro is not required to remember another Bro’s birthday.
12: A Bro of a Bro is a Bro to you.
13: Bros don’t break up chick fights until a sufficient amount of clothes has been pulled off.
14: ALL conversations between Bros are subject to “Bro to Bro confidentiality”.
15: A Bro never makes eye-contact with another Bro while eating a banana.
16: If you catch your Bro’s partner cheating you immediately tell your Bro regardless of any shit-sbros that may arise.
17: If you catch Bro cheating on his partner, remember it's not your business.
18: A Bro shall leave whatever he is doing and run to help his Bro dump a Chick.
19: When your bro needs a wingman, you are expected to avail yourself immediately and report for duty when needed. This is not negotiable!
20: Bros before Hoes unless Hoes got no clothes on then bro can wait. 😭
I pledge solemnly to abide by the sacred writings of the bro code. So help me Bro!
This one is for all the bros 💯
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